I bring the best of both worlds!

Ignorant. Worrisome.

Intelligent. Hopeful.
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New Method of Proof Discovered

In addition to these proof techniques, I have devised one of my own: Proof by Divination. I used it to show one of my algorithms would work correctly in my latest CS 381 homework; the proof went like this:

"Yea, and the Lord God spaketh unto Jeremiah; and He looked unto the method and saw that it was good."
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Tourists Flock to Harry Potter's Grave

For some reason, the boy wizard was buried in Tel Aviv.
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What the headlines should read

Government Is Complete Technology Dunderhead

Scientists Study How to Break Into Cars
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State Senator Wants Cockfights, With Gloves
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More of Bush's family values

Bush Hails Progress Toward 'Culture of Life'

Bush's 'Culture of Life'
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More of Bush's family values.
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Family Values

President Bush tells March for Life rally: "We will not sanction the creation of life only to destroy it."

Really?



Or, as Sister Joan Chittister put it,

I'm opposed to abortion. But I do NOT believe that just because you're opposed to abortion that that makes you prolife. In fact, I think in many cases, your morality is deeply lacking. If all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed and why would I think that you don't? Because you don't want any tax money to go there. That's not prolife. That's probirth. We need a much broader conversation on what the morality of prolife is.

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Ow.

Need headache relief... ah.
Israel equips its passenger planes with anti-missile systems.
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