Saturday, August 28, 2004

"And tonight I have a message for the people of Iraq: go home and die."

Saturday, August 21, 2004

"Poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
George W. Bush, May 19 2003

Best. Bushism. Ever!

Monday, August 16, 2004

It was the Joooos!

This happened a while ago, but I'm gonna write about it now because I can. And you're helpless to stop me.

Mordechai Vanunu (man who reported Israel's nuclear capabilities to the world), finally released from prison, recently said in an interview that according to "near-certain indications", JFK was assassinated because of / by Israel.

This was posted at the HonestReporting website's blog, MediaBackspin, in a rather derisive fashion. Someone commented in response, "Mossad is one of the few organizations never been under serious scrutiny for the assassination" (grammatical ineptitude in the original).

I clicked the link.
I read what it had to say.
I was not impressed.

So I posted in response:

I followed your link, and I fail to see any case; nothing but innuendo and insinuation. The entire theory boils down to "Ben-Gurion didn't like Kennedy's opposition to his ideas; Israel suddenly received aid from LBJ it didn't get under JFK; so Israel must have killed JFK".

JFK never made good on his promise to pass the Civil Rights Act. But under LBJ, it did pass.
Therefore, by your logic, Martin Luther King Jr. is just as likely a suspect as Ben-Gurion.

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Thursday, August 12, 2004

Link dumps

A group alleging links to al Qaida said it wants Bush to win because he "deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom".

It must be included, though, that some people doubt that group actually exists.

Not to mention, what does it matter who al Qaida supports?

Saturday, August 7, 2004


A confession!

I've got it on tape!

Wednesday, August 4, 2004

Yesterday, my brother and I were watching Erin Brockovich. After it ended, he commented how he really liked the line "I gave 634 blowjobs in 5 days. I'm really quite tired."

He then turned to me and said, "Bet you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?"

"What, giving 634 blowjobs in 5 days? You think I'm that efficient? You've had my blowjobs; you know how much I suck at them.
Or rather, how much I don't suck."

If you're still reading, bravo.

I must see this movie.