Curse you and your irresistible feminine wiles!

*sighs* Well, someone asked me to post in here, and everyone knows that I have no free will, so here I am.

Some things people may not know is that I'm majoring in Computer Science currently. And I realized today that there is no hope for me. Why, you ask? Well, if you have to ask, you probably don't know me very well, so why the hell are you reading this? Shoo!

Signs that You're a Hopeless CS Major:
You refer to dice as random-number generators.
You start coding in your head.
...before you get out of bed.
You watch the Animatrix and cringe at their programming fallacies.
You hear people talking about 'getting head' and 'getting tail' and you think they're talking about linked lists.
...and you jump into the conversation.
...enthusiastically.
...and don't understand why they're giving you such weird looks.
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