Evidence that I am... different

I turned 21 today.

Allegedly, this event is accompanied by a tradition of having 21 shots of alcohol.
(I know this only because it seems Purdue feels this tradition enough of a threat to its source of money as to send all who are about to turn 21 a birthday card warning them not to drink)

And I?

In addition to this, I spent today today in the library, looking through a roll of microfilm that I brought with me from home.

Clearly, I know how to party.