[CLICHÉ GUY]: God, why do bad things happen to good people?
GOD stares at CLICHÉ GUY as if answer were obvious before replying
[GOD]: Because it's funny.
[TELEMARKETER]: Hello, would you be interested in buying--
SOME PSYCHO cuts off TELEMARKETER
[SOME PSYCHO]: If it's not hewn from the bones of the stillborn and swathed in human flesh, I'm not interested in anything!'