I'm beginning to see what Henry means about the C-J

The local paper, the Courier-Journal, yesterday published a special article on massage parlors that serve as fronts for prostitution. In fact, they made a 6-page special section on the matter. On the back page of this section, they list 21 massage parlors involved in the business, listing their names, status (open/closed/etc), how many times since 1999 their employees have been arrested for prostitution, and their addresses. They even printed a crude map of Louisville, with the prostitution rings numbered and shown on the map.
When I asked mom if I could borrow the car, she just laughed.

And today, there was an article discussing how a local councilman wants to press the issue of a vote on gay-rights here. And I quote:

Peden says he opposes the gay-rights provision because he believes gays and lesbians choose to be gay and therefore should not be protected under the civil-rights law.
He went on to say that he would prefer that the metro civil-rights code also be silent on religious discrimination because religious affiliation is a choice.

So he's stupid, but at least he's consistently stupid.



Oh, and if you thought you were escaping this entry without any of my typical oddity, consider this:
Leprechauns hide pots of gold at the ends of rainbows.
Care Bears shoot rainbows from their stomachs.
Since Leprechauns cannot know when, or where, a Care Bear will partake of this polychromatic ejaculation, it becomes evident that Leprechauns are parasites living in the stomachs of Care Bears.
Therefore, it is clear that the quickest way to become rich is to capture and gut a Care Bear.