Saturday, July 28, 2007

About right

SMITHERS: Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job, but... actually it's just 2800 small jobs.


HOMER: Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2700 of my new duties.
SMITHERS: Well, the van's leaving... which one duty is giving you the most trouble?
HOMER: Uh... what do I do in case of fire?
SMITHERS: [muffled as van door shuts] Sorry, can't hear you. Bye!
HOMER: [sits down, glances into office to see a blazing fire] Aww, just my luck.

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