Yesterday, my brother and I were watching Erin Brockovich. After it ended, he commented how he really liked the line "I gave 634 blowjobs in 5 days. I'm really quite tired."
He then turned to me and said, "Bet you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?"
"What, giving 634 blowjobs in 5 days? You think I'm that efficient? You've had my blowjobs; you know how much I suck at them.
Or rather, how much I don't suck."
If you're still reading, bravo.
I must see this movie.
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