Friday, December 28, 2007

Friday Dead Racist Blogging: Christ Was Born in Bethlehem Edition

I'm given to understand that some famous guy had a birthday this past Tuesday. And, like most famous guys in history, this one was a racist.

Don't take my word for it! Hear, listen to Charles Carroll tell you all about this Jebus character:

[I]nstead of accomplishing this great mission, and thus fulfilling the just expectations of God the Israelites "were full of the evil doings that were common among the Canaanites." [Josephus.] They disregarded the teachings of scripture, and lived out in their daily lives the teachings of atheism; they forgot the warnings of God and violated His law by descending to amalgamation with the Negro and with the mixed-blooded nations by whom they were surrounded and with whom God forbid them to intermarry; and in the course of time the mulattoes were as plentiful in Judea as they are in any of our southern states. They "defiled" "the land" and "filled" Israel, God's "inheritance," "with the carcasses of their detestable and abominable things." Not only this, but captivated by the obscene rites, and the more or less promiscuous intercourse between the sexes, which usually characterises the worship of idols, they renounced God, abandoned His worship and embraced idolatry.

God then visited his curses upon them in the form of war, famine, pestilence and disease, in order to force them to abandon their criminal course and return to their duties and to their allegiance to Him. God even devastated their country, laid their magnificent temples in ruins and sent them captives to a foreign land and enslaved them. He sent prophet after prophet among them to warn them of their danger and of the terrible judgments that would be visited upon them; but these at best only achieved a temporary success, while in many instances they were maltreated and even killed. God then determined to make a final effort to redeem man from the clutches of atheism, amalgamation and idolatry, that triplet of crimes that has destroyed and damned nations and even continents, and He sent Jesus Christ, His only begotten son, and he shared the fate of many of the prophets who preceded him.


Rather than abandon their criminal relations with the Negro, and the mixed-bloods they killed the Savior as they did the prophets.

Thus it is shown that sin entered the world through man's sociality with the Negro, and that this led to amalgamation, atheism and idolatry; and that God has made every effort even to the sacrifice of his son, to eradicate these evils. It is also shown that every prophet of antediluvian, as well as those of post-diluvian times came to induce man to renounce these destructive crimes, and return to their allegiance to God; and that this was the mission of the Savior.

--Charles Carroll, The Negro a Beast, pp. 243-7

So, yeah. Gay marriage may have been responsible for Sodom and Gomorrah, Hurricane Katrina, the California wildfires, and the fall of the Roman Empire. But miscegenation killed a god! And yet we let them do it freely!

I say we get Seaborn Roddenberry out of the grave and back into Congress and amend the constitution to prevent any more deicides!

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