My eyes, they burn!

I have finally seen The Ring. Not the horror movie(s), but an actual movie that will kill you in a week unless you make someone else watch it. So please, watch.

To give you a hint of what you're in for, mawa at Pharyngula explains:

In French, "poulpe" means octopus, while "pulpe" means pulp. "Pulpeuse" is a female adjective that means both "voluptuous" and "with pulp".

If that hasn't piqued your interest, I don't know what will.