Dead Racists Society

The local paper has a "Quote of the Day" in its sidebar on the front page of the Features section. Today's was:

"I'm in this huge feud with Lindsay Lohan. She knows what she did."

Former Vice President Al Gore, 58,
poking fun at Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's
famous fight and joking about
his new Hollywood life now that he's made
a film, "An Inconvenient Truth"

Not the sort of thing you'd expect from Al Gore... unless you take into account that he did his own voice acting on Futurama.