Thursday, March 2, 2006

From Tuesday's Colbert Report, a conversation between Stephen and director of debate at Liberty University, Brett O'Donnell:

Stephen: What do you think of the debate between Job and God? Don't you think that was kind of one-sided? I mean, Job said essentially, "Why do bad things happen to good people?" and God said "'Cause I say so."
Brett: Pretty much, yeah.
Stephen: Where would you have put the points there? I mean, that's not much of a cross-examination.
Brett: God always wins the debates.
Stephen: That's the problem. You cannot go toe-to-toe with the man on anything at all. Who laid the cornerstone of the universe? Not you, Colbert.

Somebody's not been reading his Talmud....

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