First, Purdue! Tomorrow, the world!

(V)oohoohahaha!!

Unfortunately, they cut out the first paragraph. The full letter I sent began like this:

Friends, Professors Keeney and Sasyk, countrymen, lend me your ears! For too long have we suffered the disfigured visage of Purdue Pete as our mascot. He must be toppled. What we need as a mascot is this:

And I'm in the School of Science, not Technology.

But still!