[Josh] Hey, how come you don't let me say things like that?
[Me] 'Cause you're not gay like I am.
[Benji] *nods, then after a moment looks up* Are you?
[Me] No!
[Benji] How should I know! How many of your girlfriends have I met?
[Me] How many have I had?
[Benji] Well, there you go.
[Me] *pause, then clap hands to head in horror* Oh my god, it's TRUE!
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