Monday, November 27, 2006

Lucifer's a dirty hippy

Now we know why Satan has killed so many fewer people than God, adding to my conclusion that he's really a great guy. He's a pacifist!
DENVER (Nov. 27) - A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan.

Some residents who have complained have children serving in Iraq, said Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs. He said some residents have also believed it was a symbol of Satan. Three or four residents complained, he said.

See? The peace sign is a symbol of Satan. I think that's fairly damning evidence.

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