Sunday, July 24, 2005

We need a racist superhero.
Maybe a black superhero who'll only rescue black people from the oppression of the white man!

Oh, and Jason, by the way--in addition to Ragman, the Sasquatch is Jewish.

As is the Thing, Doc Samson, and the second Nite Owl, apparently.

And possibly Spider-Man.

As is, of course, Magen David, Menorah Man, Minyan Man, Shabbas Queen, Dreidel Maidel, Yarmulkah Youth (or Kippa Kid), and Matza Woman (the last of whom got her powers from "unknowingly eating an atomic matzah that was accidentally baked in a microwave oven with radioactive water").

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