Wednesday, February 16, 2005

From "Fables"

SON: Is it a parade?
MOM: I don't think so. Maybe a demonstration?
DAD: No, they're all too white to be black pride, or Latino pride, or Asian pride.
MOM: They're all well-dressed. Could they be gay pride?
DAD: I doubt it. Their suits are way too conservative.
SON: And they have all those guns.
DAD: Oh my god! You're right! It finally happened! It's the Young Republicans!
DAD: They're marching in--taking over New York!
MOM: Just like when they marched on Paris in '39.
SON: Weren't those the Nazis?
MOM: Is there a difference?

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