Monday, June 28, 2004

Post- "Fahrenheit 9/11" Revelations

After seeing Fahrenheit 9/11, I realized why anyone thought that Bush would be suited to the oil business:
'Cause he has a history of driving companies into the ground.

As we were loading groceries into the trunk of Mom's car after the movie, I noticed a rather peculiar feature. Her trunk has a lever to open the door... from the inside. I guess the manufacturers were worried about Mafia abductors stuffing you in the trunk of your own car.

Which means that I'm going to have to modify my plans to kidnap Zoe. Maybe I'll take Henry's car....

[Update] Hitler has revealed his mysteries to me! They involve an incontinent dog and Jesus in lederhosen....

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