Monday, November 17, 2008

God loves gay marriage!

It's conclusive now. California rescinds the rights of gays to get married (so much for rights being "inalienable"), and it immediately catches fire. Proof that God loves gay marriage!

Some, of course, have other ideas... but he also blamed the last one on gays, too.

Although... wait. Let's look at what Hartline is actually saying this time:
Each time homosexual activists attempt to force their agenda on California, there have been raging, massive, incinerating fires sweeping across the California landscape.

So God hates freedom of speech? If gays open their mouths, he'll burn down the state? Yes! We have blackmail material! Give us what we want or Elton John will serenade a swath of fiery destruction across the land!

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