Sunday, February 3, 2008

We finally found the WMDs!

They were in Philadelphia the whole time:
An 18-year-old Elizabethtown man is charged with possessing a weapon of mass destruction and other offenses over a plastic egg explosion.

Police say he ignited a plastic egg filled with plastic air-gun pellets in a flea market, hitting at least five people and causing alarm. It happened Saturday afternoon at a Saturday's Market in Londonderry Township, Dauphin County.

The cops are right; that teen could probably have killed thousands of people with his plastic egg. Just like Saddam could have with his balsa wood and duct tape drones.

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