Sunday, May 13, 2007

There ain't nothing more peaceful than a dead....

Ah, the healing power of homophobia! It can bridge the most vicious of divides: Jews and Muslims unite to deny gays the right to walk the streets; Muslims and Islamophobes unite to prevent gay men from kissing; and black men and the Ku Klux Klan unite to prevent gays from marrying.

We can use this, surely! Fly gays around the world, bringing together the most bitter foes! In this manner, we can achieve world peace!

...well, the gays won't find it very peaceful. But they don't count as people anyways, so who cares?

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