"Oh my god, it's true!"

There's a common canard that homophobes are just closeted, self-hating homosexuals--there's even a scintilla of evidence for it.

And with Ted Haggard, a Christian fundie who claims Gandhi's in Hell, being accused of having sex with a male prostitute, one of his defenders released more evidence to this effect:

Having said all that, I have to say this: No Christian should be surprised that Haggard may have given in to his perverted thoughts and turned them into perverted actions. It’s a temptation we all face.

All Christians are tempted to have gay sex, you say? How interesting....