Dead Racists Society

God didn't intend for humans to engage in all these unnatural sexual acts like sodomy and fellatio and other words that Debora won't recognize and should not ever, ever look up.

No, this is how God intended sex to be:

Drosophila seminal fluid has the property of reducing the female's interest in remating, increasing her rate of egg-laying, and is also mildly toxic. Artificial selection in the lab can produce females that are resistant to the effects, and males that produce more and more potent semen to overcome their resistance, to the point where the line of "super potent" males, when crossed to unselected females, kill their partners with their ejaculations.