Dead Racists Society

On a lark I decided to look up information about James Garfield. And I find this:

Remarkably, the ambidextrous Garfield could simultaneously write in Greek with one hand and in Latin with the other.

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Notably, Garfield found a new proof for the Pythagorean theorem in 1876.

It makes me weep to think that our presidency degenerated from that to a man who chokes on snack food.