Now that's the way to talk to a governor!

"[T]he Sambia of New Guinea have traditionally believed that for an adolescent boy to grow into a man, he absolutely must fellate an adult male and swallow the semen.... It's been that way for well over 3,000 years of their history.... Some ancient Greek tribes had a similar notion of the necessary reception of semen to make a boy a man, only with them it was an anal-routed process."

An Open Letter to Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney

Which provides for an interesting re-interpretation of Peter Pan's reluctance to grow up.