Friday, April 1, 2005

Change of heart

Contrary to what I said earlier, due to my newfound religious beliefs I now support this effort to expand student freedoms.

"Some professors say, 'Evolution is a fact. I don't want to hear about Intelligent Design (a creationist theory), and if you don't like it, there's the door,'" Baxley said, citing one example when he thought a student should sue.

Amen, Dennis! No longer shall I have to tolerate those elitist snobs who deny the self-evident truth of how this world came into being. Anyone whose mind is open to the truth will see that Ra the Sun God masturbated into his own mouth and spat out Shu the Wind and Tefnut the Rain! Now, finally, I have standing to sue to have this fact included in the school's curriculum!

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