My chest hurts.

"Extremists using Iraq for recruitment and training, CIA chief says"
No! Really?
I'd always thought they were just having festive get-togethers.

"Oh, Ahmed, darling, you simply must try the gyros. It's divine!"
"Only Allah is divine! Apostate!"

Then there's the gem of a fact that the newspapers keep reporting that the Palestinians are accusing Israel of breaking the cease-fire. Never mind that there have been multiple mortar strikes, thwarted suicide bombings, and other attacks already perpetrated by Hamas, Fatah, and others.