A "strategery"

• Whenever somebody goes off about how the Bible says fags are sinners, I plan on asking them if they have children.
  
  If they say they do, I will ask them if those children have ever not listened to them.
  
  If they answer in the affirmative, I will ask them, if they are such fans of the Bible, why they still have these children.



• If somebody says that all Muslims are depraved, vile creatures who are taught to slaughter all infidels, I will ask them to look up Deuteronomy 13:6 and Deuteronomy 13:13.
  
  I also plan on memorizing this and reciting it to the next Mormon I meet.