Updated Signs that You're a Hopeless CS Major:
You refer to dice as random-number generators.
You start coding in your head.
...before you get out of bed.
You watch the Animatrix and cringe at their programming fallacies.
You hear people talking about 'getting head' and 'getting tail' and you think they're talking about linked lists.
...and you jump into the conversation.
...enthusiastically.
...and don't understand why they're giving you such weird looks.
You think the phrase 'getting to third base' means 'converting decimal to trinary'.
You hear there's going to be a lecture on STD's and think it's about the ANSI standard.

When I told Henry that last one, he gave me a blank stare and said, "Well, what else would it be about?"
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Of THING and stuff

So, some notes of THING 2004.
And other stuff.

• Whenever I'm riding down the freeway, and there's a long expanse of grass on the side of the road, I feel like opening the door and jumping out.


• I feel like throwing myself in front of a car. Just to see what it feels like.


• I want to kill someone, to see if I can. But the only one I want to kill deserves worse than that. And I don't think I could do that much.


• She said she thought I was thin. A twig. That ranks up there with Claire calling me cute.


• I want to smash my head against a wall when I hear it.


• Whee, bullets.

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If you're reading this, I hate you.
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